A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
― Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)


If he doesn’t care about your orgasm, he doesn’t care about you


"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body.
― (via yourlifeisyourmessage)


*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.
Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)